What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Bible.. Hm.?

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like religions.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your going to be alright just relax

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What did one boob say to the other boob

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

This isn't going to, hurt.

You shall not bear false witness.

Maybe leave out

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

But this is not

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like

I like God is love and lives within you.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Innocent before proven guilty

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?